"I Broke My Arm Christmas Shopping at the Mall," Housewives on Prozac (B.T. Puppy)

This all-soccer-mom band lays a fun novelty single on us for 2003, just in time for the lady who got mowed down on Black Friday at Wal-Mart while trying to buy a $20 DVD player. (Subsequent coverage of that story suggests the victim has a Selma Bouvier-like hobby of filing lucrative nuisance lawsuits.) Anyway, the H-on-P's tell us about the "small stampede/on aisle number three" that resulted in the title. The vocal is kind of talky, which makes it more of a novelty than a rocker, but so many people, especially the female variety, will sympathize. They've also released this tune on a 2004 album that's mostly live and includes another holiday tune, "Naughty Santa," and a bunch of non-holiday songs.