"Poor Old Santa Claus," Jeri Kelly (MPI)

You'll come for the surface noise, you'll stay for what sounds like a child's vocal but leaves a tiny bit of doubt, and the spoken word bit provided by a wanna-be hipster will close the deal on this 1960 single. And that's before the song's punchline puts the jolly elf in his skivvies. Yet another 365 Days Project archived this time by Bob Purse, available for download at the site.