"Merry F#%$in Christmas," Denis Leary (Comedy Central)

The popular actor and standup makes his second foray into music (since his popular tune "I'm an Asshole") with this, an appropriately sing-songy holiday tune written by the album's producer Chris Phillips. The music is intentionally mall and elevator quality and the lyrics are, well, no surprise given the title, but plenty of fun. There's a live version on the same-named CD along with a bunch of Leary standup riffs. Great fun, but only some of you will be able to put this on a mix disc or tape.