"She's a Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas," Patent Pending (We Put Out)

And she'll be spreading her Christmas cheer again this year. Yes, it's a single entendre, and it's a pun that's getting pretty old, but you gotta giggle about her stalking the mall Santa all liquored up, especially at the double time tempo these guys put it to. Good fun, downloaded this one from Amazon in 2007, haven't seen any hardcopy version. Don't know if you want to count this, but the band also recorded the song "Decemberween" on their 2006 album Save Each Other, the Whales Are Doing Fine, a theme song for a made-up holiday created by the Internet cartoon "Homestar Runner." The idea is basically Halloween with the trappings of Christmas, a plot we've seen elsewhere.