"S&M X-mas," McCallGirl (self-issued)

This is your basic folksinger's novelty song from 2002 with sound effects overlaid to spice up the performance. It includes just enough in the way of specific references to convince you the singer didn't spend long evenings in the library looking up things to rhyme with "ball gag." You'll enjoy lyrics like these: "Each time that I spank you, I expect a please and thank you." This will jump out of the background on your holiday mix tape or CD. Two additional tunes are non-Christmas bonuses on this CD single. UPDATE: Performer McCall Bennett appears to have no sequels to this disc, nor is it in stock at CDBaby, where I found it.